Build An Insanely Bizarre Meal And We’ll Reveal How You’ll Die
While you’re perfecting your skills in the kitchen, something on the stove will go awry and you’ll find yourself trapped, in a giant oven that was once your home. A bit dark, but that’s how it goes, folks.
You’ve always been adventurous, but one day while exploring you’ll encounter a big creature, like a lion or bear, who will want you as a meal. You’ll go down, but not without a badass fight.
Ironic, isn’t it? You crafted this unique meal fit for a daredevil, and life came back around to bite you in the ass. The good news is, it’s very Game Of Thrones-y to go out this way. So, props.
You’ll experience many near-death experiences throughout your life, but in the end, you’ll survive it all and live forever. Nice try, Satan.
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